Remember: cartoons don't kill people, Muslims offended by cartoons kill people.
Hear about the time Mohammed's wife called him a pedophile?
Mohammed responded "Pedophile is a pretty big word for a 9 year old!"
Q. What is the difference between the Prophet Muhammad and Michael Jackson?
A. One is a pedophile child rapist and the other recorded eight platinum albums.
Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.
Q. Why don’t Muslims eat pork?
A. The Koran forbids cannibalism.
A: Because his boyfriend thought that would make it hotter.
Translation: "The Koran is shit - it doesn't stop bullets!"