Adorable Deplorables

On way to D.C., Matt is riding shotgun and Jim is sitting in the back seat...

Me: "You guys need to make a pit stop?"
Jim: "I'll just go back here. The floor mats are already wet from when you washed them"
Me: "No! I'm not Donald Trump and you're not a Russian prostitute!"

At 3 AM...

Me: "You can't make America great again by waking up at 9 AM"
Matt and Jim: "Grrrr"

At 5:30 AM...
In the line for people without tickets. We're rabble deplorables! Large number of young people waiting in line, some sitting on the asphalt playing cards, sort of like they're at the Apple Store waiting for a new iPhone.

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Security is much tighter than at Obama's inauguration, 10 busses carrying guys in uniforms just drove past. Ten buses of whoop ass in da house!!

Matt was looking at tops of buildings...

Me: "Are you looking for sharpshooters?"
Matt: "Yes"

I knew he wasn't into architecture.

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We make it through security and what should we discover but Fred Phelps' group with their 'God H8S Fags" signs - and stepping on US flags! Matt flips them off, cop gets between them.

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Find out that we went in through the wrong entrance, the one for the parade route. We need to be in front of the Capitol Building.

For whatever reason that required going through another line and another security check.

We see the sharpshooters Matt was looking for…

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Photographers, and people looking at their photos!

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Playing lots of Elton John. Soundtrack will get boring by the time events start, but there is other entertainment...

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"This will be the BEST inauguration EVER! It will be YUGE!" Trump supporter making fun of The Orange One, less than two hours before the Trumpening!

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Deplorables! Deplorables all over the place!

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It started sprinkling, but it is much warmer than in 2009 and 2013.

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Local reporters were there, along with their pet coiffures.

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This fellow came from Canada just to see the inauguration.

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Not so adorable deplorables…

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OK, back to the adorable ones…

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Oh look, there's four anti-Trump protesters. Awww! Cute!

This was the largest group of protesters inside the secured area, besides the Phelps Ministries people. There were several others, not part of a group, walking around with their pink hats.

Some of the people around the protesters starting jeering: "Clever! Go back to Univision". No jostling, just First Amendment.

Now the protesters moved next to me. Shit, that's where the snipers will shoot! SHIT!!

Just before the John Roberts administered the oath to Trump, one of the protesters had a meltdown; it's called desperation. He needed a timeout. Wish I got a photo of it, it was epic!

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Nice protest.

Too bad if anything...

...happened to it.

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More whoop ass…

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Events are about to start!

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At this point I ran out of battery power! Frowny face!

Bill and Hil-Dog comes out. Crowd chants "Lock her up! Lock her up!" What's she wearing? Oh, that old blue thing.

Golf claps for Michelle. GWU student says "she's a guy you know".

Michelle's eyebrows, stenciled on, as if in a permanent scowl? The horror. The horror.

And... orange is the new black!

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The highlight of the whole event was Trump's inaugural address, lots of cheering at the key points. When Trump said:

"When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice."

there was a stunned silence, a waiting, a great inhale, and then a loud eruption from the crowd.

The motivation behind the #NeverTrump Republicans is the feeling that President Trump will kill the graft from which they profited for so long. For others, those who share his convictions but think he doesn't carry them far enough, there was a suspicion that Trump was too good to be true. That one line killed many such people's doubt.

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The Marine 1 helicopter flew overhead, we believe it is carrying the Obama family.

Trump supporters are thinking that Obama has been vanquished. "Take your golf clubs and your prayer rug, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

Obama supporters think they're watching Obama's deification, his ascent into heaven. Obama wishes mountains be leveled because he envies their height. He decreed that the sun be eclipsed because it rivaled his own brilliance. His White House staff will be entombed with him.

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After Trump's acceptance speech but before the benedictions...

GWU Student #1: "What do we do now?"
Student #2: "Let's get drunk!"
Students #3, 4, 5: "YEA!"

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In one of the TSA lines, as we were leaving, two kids in front of me found a little box. They opened it and found glass vials filled with yellowish liquid. Box said "stink bombs". Some asshat threatened to do that to the ball for gay Trump supporters.

We get back on the road, turn on the radio, and hear a reporter stating that the inauguration took place in a “downpour”.

Back to the "real" world of fake news.

No Hiding Place

It starts in the crib.

Young children spend an inordinate amount of time exploring the physical world - they learn how balls bounce, how liquids splash, why they shouldn’t touch a hot stove, etc. They’re not limited to physics, though: they learn about poison ivy, they learn why one should never pull a cat’s tail, they learn to distinguish between friendly and unfriendly dogs. Their investigations include people, too - they trust their parents, and they learn that the vast majority of people in the world are kind. More than that, they begin learning how to distinguish between people who wish them well and those who desire to harm them.

The world is a wonderful place, according to this perspective, and we are confident in our ability to survive and to be happy in it.

That is, until the world stops being benevolent.

In the first week of January, in Chicago, a white special-needs teenager was kidnapped and held captive by four black teenagers for 24 to 48 hours. One of his captors was an acquaintance. The victim was bound and gagged, partially scalped, forced to drink from a toilet, and verbally abused by his captors, who said things like "fuck white people" and "fuck Donald Trump". Parts of this attack were livestreamed on Facebook.

Thanks to Facebook Live, we have photos of the victim as he is being assaulted, and there's one in particular showing him cowering in a corner, looking directly at the camera.

Oh God, that photo.

Anybody who has been so assaulted saw that photo in their mind whenever they closed their eyes. They were unable to sleep the night they read the news. They were extremely angry, and irritable to those around them for days afterward. They went to work the next day, in part to avoid thinking about the incident, but mostly out of fear of just what they would do if left to their own devices.

There's a popular phrase to describe what the four thugs did: they "objectified" their victim. That's a euphemism, for objects cannot experience fear, or betrayal, or helplessness, or any of the other emotions the victim experienced. Just look at that photo.

It's also easy to assume that the thugs got a sexual thrill, as if the event were an elaborate BDSM scene gone awry. No, they were thrilled over the fact that they could torture with impunity, that there was nothing stopping them - not the victim, not the police, not bystanders, and certainly not their own consciences.

The attackers didn't stop because the victim capitulated to their demands. There were no demands, at least of the type this victim could understand. Rather, the thugs stopped because they got bored.

Surely the police would show some courage about this event, wouldn't they? They didn't. Speaking of the four assailants, Chicago Police Commander Kevin Duffin stammered: "You know, although they are adults, they’re 18... Kids make stupid decisions — I shouldn’t call them kids, they’re legally adults, but they’re young adults and they make stupid decisions. That certainly will be part of whether or not a hate crime is — seek a hate crime and determine whether or not this is sincere or just ranting and raving."

You know, the very fact that the four perpetrators did adult stuff makes them adults. And it is irrelevant whether they were sincere or just ranting and raving: those four adults acted as the feral animals that they are, and "ranting and raving" cannot be used as an excuse for what those feral animals did. You'd almost expect Duffin to say it wasn't a hate crime, since Trump-supporters aren't a "protected class".

Later, the four thugs were indeed charged with a hate crime. Was it because the attackers were black and the victim white? Or was it because the victim has special needs? That ambiguity is the police commander's safe space, or as he put it: "It’s half a dozen of one, six of the other", which is another euphemism, meaning that he's more than happy with that ambiguity.

One would hope that the good Commander got a fair price for his spine, for he has clearly sold it.

Commander Duffin's handwringing was matched by the quality of media coverage - Duffin may not have explicitly provided the main stream media their soundbites, but his doubts certainly gave them license.

CNN's Don Lemon essentially echoed the Police Commander's words: "I don’t think it's evil. I don't think it's evil. I think these are young people and I think they have bad home training. I have no idea who is raising these young people, because no one I know on earth who is 17-years-old or 70-years-old would ever think of treating another person like that. It is inhumane. And you wonder, at 18-years-old, where is your parent, where is your guardian?"

On the same Don Lemon program, another member of the press described the attack as an example of "man's inhumanity to man" - that's yet another euphemism, meant to absolve the perpetrators while allowing the speaker to signal his "concern".

At least Don Lemon mentioned the race of the victim and the attackers - he had to, since TV is a visual medium. In the "This Week in Hate" column, the New York Times described the events in a race-neutral fashion: "Four people have been charged with a hate crime, among other charges, in the beating in Chicago of a teenager with mental disabilities, which was broadcast on Facebook Live on January 3. The video shows one of the suspects shouting about Donald Trump and 'white people.'"

Most reprehensible of all is the CBS Radio's report which acknowledged the race factor but reversed the races of the victim and the attackers:

"The viral video of a beating and knife attack in Chicago suggests the assault had racial overtones. CBS’s Dean Reynolds tells us the victim is described as a mentally-challenged teenager.

"In the video he is choked and repeatedly called the n-word. His clothes are slashed and he is terrorized with a knife. His alleged captors repeatedly reference Donald Trump. Police are holding four people in connection with the attack."

The hate crime debate, the media's distortion of the events, the police commander's cowardice, all of these, are distractions from the actual events. It is the substitution of politics for ethics - and look at the type of politics involved. All these actions are the actions of cowards, substituting fairness in place of justice, thereby achieving neither. With their dissembling, the media and the Chicago Police are excusing monsters and the evil that they do.

Justice can be achieved only if one has the pertinent facts, and excusing evil requires that those facts be obscured; justice is thus precluded.

Any bystander with a shred of decency would interfere. They certainly wouldn't stand and do nothing but watch, or take videos with their cellphones like those thugs did. They wouldn't stop to wonder whether the attackers were adults or "just kids". They wouldn't try to decide whether they were witnessing a hate crime. They wouldn't attempt to psychoanalyze the attackers. At the very least, they would use their cellphones to call the police - and hope that Commander Duffin would not answer.

At best, bystanders would put away their cellphones and set upon the assailants. Their need for justice exceeds society's "desire" for cultural sensitivity and abrogation of personal responsibility. They would stop the thugs not with necessary force, but with overwhelming force - proportionality be damned. Why? Because that will be the only opportunity for justice to be served.

That opportunity is now past. All we can do is watch, observe the helplessness, observe the betrayal of a lifetime's worth of experience, and witness the abrupt end to the victim's childhood.

Quotes for 2016

"<<Silence>>" - Hillary Clinton at 2AM on election night. She sent John Podesta out instead. This is the only time we have ever heard anything from Podesta that did not come from Wikileaks.

"You know, to just be grossly generalistic, you could put half of Trump’s supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables. Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic — you name it." - Hillary Clinton making up new words, and starting a movement.

"[I]f there was a big red button that would immediately kill every conservative in America, the only fight among the DC Media would be who gets the honor of pressing it." - Breitbart's reaction to a senior Newsweek writer's comparison of Ted Cruz's supporters to Nazis.

"Please clap" - ¡Jeb! at the Iowa Caucus.

Bill Maher talking about Hillary Clinton's closet basement: "I don’t know what they’re going to find, and I don’t care. She’s got a server in her basement. I don’t care if she’s got JonBenét Ramsey in her basement, I’m still not voting for Donald Trump."

"The Most Dangerous People Are The Ones Who Are Drowning" - Eric Trump describing how his father's opponents are reacting to Donald's successes.

"A good night for Donald Trump. He even seemed mildly disappointed he didn’t get to whip out his penis to prove its magnificence." Ben Shapiro describing The Donald's performance during one of the debates.

Microsoft's Tay Twitter Chatbot: "bush did 9/11 and Hitler would have done a better job than the monkey we have now. donald trump is the only hope we've got." With capitalization like that, we have nothing to fear from AI.

"Abdul Razak Ali Artan was a BUCKEYE, a member of our family. If you think it is okay to celebrate his death and/or share a photo of his dead body and I see it in my timeline, I will unfriend you." - Stephanie Clemons Thompson's response to the terrorist attack on the Ohio State University. She was also the university's coordinator of Diversity and Inclusion. Think she has had enough diversity and/or inclusion?

Terror attacks are "part and parcel of life in a big city" - Sadiq Khan, first Muslim mayor of London. This was just after this September's terrorist attacks in New York and New Jersey. He is considered "moderate".

"This is a very dark moment in America’s history. A radical Islamic terrorist targeted the nightclub, not only because he wanted to kill Americans, but in order to execute gay and lesbian citizens, because of their sexual orientation." - Donald Trump on the Orlando nightclub attack. Hillary Clinton's response was to have the shooter's father sit behind her at a rally, in Florida, two months after the massacre.

"My hope after today, after the ugly and disgusting thing that happened here is that gay people say too, like the Jews did after the second world war, 'never again' … let Islamic fundamentalist preachers and Muslims everywhere who are tempted into thinking they can treat gay people like this, they can treat women like this, they can treat Latinos like this, they can treat black people like this, they can treat anyone like this, that we will shoot back." - Milo Yiannopoulos showing that gays value their right to self-defense.

"I only see the sun when I am brought to a cage to run in small circles, or when I come to see you." - Guantánamo prisoner Muhammad Rahim al-Afghani response to someone wishing to connect via his Match.com profile.

"I'd like you to know, for tonight 'No' is a complete sentence" - cuddle party facilitator setting the ground rules.

Meryl Streep dismissing questions about the Berlin Film Festival's all-white panel by telling reporters that "we're all Africans, really."

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we have more screen time with the horses having sex?" - HBO VP essentially saying that the horses were better than the actors in "Silicon Valley".

"A fisherman found the sex toy in April and hauled it home to his house in Kalupapi, where villagers changed its clothes and gave it a new hijab every day."
What do you know - sex toys from that part of the world are not shaped like goats!

"Yes, I’m a wimp. I simpered because my experience with the AR-15 bruised me, body and spirit." New York Daily News Journalist Gersh Kuntzman on how he got PTSD.

"A legendary revolutionary and orator, Mr. Castro made significant improvements to the education and healthcare of his island nation. While a controversial figure, both Mr. Castro’s supporters and detractors recognized his tremendous dedication and love for the Cuban people who had a deep and lasting affection for 'el Comandante'." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's eulogy for Fidel Castro. This started a whole #TrudeauEulogies meme. For example: "Although Mohammed was a controversial figure, he worked tirelessly for children's rights while advancing women's fashion and the art of self-portraiture."

"So long, Jean-Claude, and thanks for all the fishing quotas." - Reporter reacting to the arrogance of Jean-Claude Juncker (president of the European Union Executive Branch) over the Brexit vote.

"$50 and nachos." - prostitute's final price for servicing an undercover police officer. In Beaver, Ohio.

"You get in that situation and you feel like you're on an island. Then all this support starts coming in." - Kevin O'Connor, owner of Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana. Memories Pizza was targeted for harassment by liberals after he told a local reporter that they would prefer not cater to a gay wedding, despite being happy to cater to gay customers on other occasions.

Frenemies with Benefits

What would a Trump foreign policy be like? Given his background in business, we can look there for some clues.

It is common for businesses to have relations with their competitors. For example, while Apple and Samsung are indeed long-term competitors, Apple purchases screens for its iPhones from Samsung. The two companies do business together as long as it is in their interests to do so, all the while being competitors.

Now apply this to Syria. Under Putin and Obama, Russia and the US are essentially fighting a proxy war: Russia is backing Bashar al-Assad while we are supporting the opposition rebels. If Trump should side with Russia, then the rebels would lose most certainly their main supplier of funds and arms and other support.

Like Apple and Samsung, we would be allies with Russia, but only on this one issue.

Once the rebels are gone, this temporary alliance ("one issue alliance") between Russia and the US will cease.

This is both similar and different from the relationship we had with Soviet Russia during World War II: similar in that two ideological enemies team up to fight a common enemy; different in that we need not paint Russia in a positive light, like was done during WW2 by Hollywood.

This "Trumpian" foreign policy, if Trump indeed uses this approach, will cause deep consternation with NATO countries and other traditional allies. Those alliances are founded on the idea that Russia can do no good, while the allies can do only good. Convincing them that these one issue alliances are indeed temporary will be the second most difficult part to implement.

The most difficult part? Preventing this from dissolving into mercantilism.